A friend of mine and I were at a Starbucks, joking around and he said to me, "You're a heterosexual, Caucasian Homosapien who bring in large mounts of monetary support for yourself!"
All of a sudden this large, grotesque, ghetto bitch two tables away from us just so happened to be eavesdropping in on our conversation while guzzling down some sort of frappachino with another of her "colleagues." Immediately after my friend made this statement she turned to her left side and faced us while bellowing the most obnoxious and irritating tone I had ever heard emit from a human oral cavity:
"Oh damn son! He just burned yo ass! damn!!"
I simply ask you this..